GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And